Confucius jokes
Usi vemo, da je biu Konfucij kitajski filozof, bla bla bla. Nismo pa usi vedl, da je rad stresu šale iz rokava. Evo par njegovih slavnih.
Nujno pa si ob branju predstavlite enga starga modreca, ki use to prav z resno faco in s polomljeno kitajsko angleščino - ni pa treba da sta zvok in usta neusklajena kot v Bruce Lee filmih :D
- Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
- Kids are like Legos, lot of fun to make, but sooner or later, only end up messing up the house.
- Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
- Man with tool in woman’s mouth is not necessarily a dentist.
- Man who drops watch in toliet, bound to have shitty time.
- Man with hand in pocket is feeling cocky all day.
- Woman who cook carrots and peas in same pot, very unsanitary.
- Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
- Man who run in front of car, get tired.
Man who run behind car, get exhausted. - Virginity like bubble; One prick - all gone!
- It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
